Apr 20
There is one important movie I missed in 2015, because I was tired of watching the worst of the worst. I stalled on a few films and had to watch too many 0 out of 4s in a row, so I quickly wrote my worst of the year list and moved on to bigger and …
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Aug 25
I don’t know how people reviewed the movie Sin City when it came out, I just know that Sin City: A Dame To Kill For will be pretty hard to review. Sin City itself was pretty polarizing. I think overall it was on the positive side of the spectrum for most people (including me). The …
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Jul 25
When it was released, Red received pretty decent reviews from critics but didn’t do amazing at the box office. It made up for it in DVD/Blu-Ray sales though, gaining a small cult following, which is why they green-lit the sequel, surprisingly named Red 2. The main notable difference between the two is that this one doesn’t …
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Apr 09
G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra came out in 2009 and was a shit storm, just a big shit storm. I wasn’t reviewing movies four years ago, but if I was, I would have lampooned it so hard, in every orifice it had. It had some amusing parts, that red head was hot, but whatever. …
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Feb 19
Die Hard, Die Hard, Die Hard. Such a strange film series when you think about it. How many others have the main character balding naturally through the series, and look nothing like he really did in the first? It is so strange, yet so real, and thus it is awkward. But did anyone really like …
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Dec 20
You know what one of the weirder feelings ever is? Finding a movie that you have never heard of because it went straight to video, and actually having mostly really big actors in it. I never know what is to blame for something like that, but I assume it is due to shitty post processing …
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Nov 02
Good news everyone. There are only 13 tagged actors for this movie, and one of them is actually a woman. Crazy, right? Obviously, The Expendables 2 is a sequel to The Expendables, which I forever have disliked because it came out the same day as Scott Pilgrim. Insert dead horse joke. The crew is basically …
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Oct 02
If you wanna have a good time, every time you say Looper, you should pronounce it as “Loopah”. Reminds me of Zelda a bit. It is a good idea to laugh. Especially when you see Looper, and feel all sorts of weird feelings during it. The year, 2044. The setting, Kansas, because why the fuck …
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Aug 02
I saw probably two trailers for Moonrise Kingdom, with neither of them answering really anything at all. I did know that it was a Wes Anderson movie, of which I have only liked one. But to be fair, I have only seen two… I am sure someone is reading this review because they heard I …
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