Hold up your hands. Now bend your hands back a little bit and curl your fingers. Then use this hand position to hit someone in the face, with the bottom part of your palm. That is what I thought Southpaw was before this movie. Southpaw didn’t actually teach me what a Southpaw was, I had …
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Mar 12
Guest Review: Escape Plan
Escape Plan Review by Marcus Irving Escape Plan is a call back to a simpler time. When the biggest blockbusters were dumb as bricks and had little more to offer than some cool action scenes and one-liners that make you want to pull your eyes out. Modern blockbusters have to bring something new to the …
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Nov 06
Last Vegas
If I learned anything about the advertising campaign of Last Vegas, it is that sometimes people don’t like seeing the same ad every fifteen minutes. Last Vegas was produced by CBS Films, so it has the benefit of being advertised on a channel that is watched by the millions during football games every Sunday. Unfortunately for …
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Oct 21
Escape Plan
Arnold Schwarzenegger must be living a good life. Look at how he has aged, fantastically. He is a fit guy, he was Governor (of a now failing state), and now he has all this free time for chilling, making movies, and spending loads of cash. Because of that, I have decided to talk about Escape …
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Dec 20
Fire With Fire
You know what one of the weirder feelings ever is? Finding a movie that you have never heard of because it went straight to video, and actually having mostly really big actors in it. I never know what is to blame for something like that, but I assume it is due to shitty post processing …
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Nov 04
13
13 in a few ways reminded me of the movie Mean Guns. Okay. Barely. But lets just say people die, and there is money available in both movies. Ice-T isn’t in 13. But 50 Cent is. The beginning of this movie is pretty slow (and arguably the ending). Sam Riley, some no name, is an …
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Oct 08
Setup
Damn it. WHY DAMN IT. I TRUSTED YOU BRUCE WILLIS. Well. 95% Trust. This is a pretty misleading movie, in my opinion. Heist like movie, something goes wrong, and people die. People may be Setup, even. (Okay, so yes a Heist goes wrong early on. They are setup. 50 cent gets mad and kills a …
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Oct 04
Gun
In case you were curious why there was so many 50 Cent tags, I actually did a theme week of my movies. The theme being 50 Cent/Curtis Jackson. Remember. Watching Shitty Movies So You Don’t Have To. From that theme it seemed like the movies got worse and worse the more of a role 50 …
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Oct 04
Streets of Blood
This movie was not a good movie. Maybe it can be blamed on having 50 Cent play a lead? Val Kilmer and Sharon Stone I think are added for credibility. Apparently VK and 50 are friends, from some time earlier. But Val is now fat and disturbing. Where is my Batman? Picture: Not Batman Val …
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Oct 04
Caught In The Crossfire
The title (Caught in the Crossfire) and synopsis of this movie definitely tricked me into what I thought it would be about. I was expecting a more violent, crime riddled, action movie. Instead it went the crime drama route. Most of the movie also is actually told via flashback, as the two main lead detectives …
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