Feb 11
People have been waiting years for a Deadpool movie. At least a little bit over one year. Remember X-Men Origins: Wolverine? Of course you don’t, because any sane person has blocked it from their memory. But that is when we finally got a Deadpool on screen, played by Ryan Reynolds, and he was barely in …
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Dec 01
Originally, I was trying to avoid Mississippi Grind. I figured I could just wait a few months and get to it when I get lazy. But sure enough, this movie has earned some award nominations from the Spirit Awards, the awards for independent films. And for last years awards I did a pretty pathetic job …
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Jul 22
I felt a bit bad, reviewing Self/Less, talking about how it was Ryan Reynold‘s forth movie for the year, and realizing that I skipped two of them in the process, only reviewing The Voices. I’m sorry Ryan. We’re still cool right? I am going to make it up to you by reviewing Woman In Gold …
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Jul 06
Oh hey, look at that! A movie title with two clear meanings so it probably means both! Let’s see, Self/Less. Let’s look at it without the slash first, because that is easier. Selfless. So someone in this movie will do something very selfless for other people. Okay, cool, sounds like a hero. Self/Less. Meaning maybe, …
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Apr 10
The Voices is a movie that came out in early February that I really wanted to see as soon as I heard the plot. But I am not talking about the plot right now, I am talking about Ryan Reynolds. He had a relatively quiet year in 2014, but that is because he was working …
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Jul 24
Don’t worry readers, I am not about to spend a whole review explaining why R.I.P.D. (Trailer) just looks like a rehash of Men In Black. From the grumbles I heard in theaters during the trailer, I realized everyone had already figured it out on their own. Technically R.I.P.D. is based off of a graphic novel of the …
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Jul 22
Turbo is the latest example of a kids movie following a very standard formula. Let’s take some sort of entity and either a) give them an impossible dream (and reach it!), or b) give them some ridiculous flaw (and overcome it!). Like a bird who doesn’t know how to fly. Or a plane that is afraid of heights (and …
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Mar 29
Huh, a Dreamworks movie about cavemen. That is what The Croods is about. Get it? They are simpletons, they are ‘crude’. I get it. So now we all know that Dreamworks is still in business! Not enough failures, I see. But give it enough time… Cave men live in caves! Caves are safe (if not …
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Sep 08
Adventureland! A title like that, it must be a good time. This is actually my second attempt at watching Adventureland. The first time I tried, it was going to be while I was donating Plasma. But the nurses kept talking to me the first 30 minutes of the film, so I missed a lot of …
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May 31
Wooo, action movies. With a fantastic title like Safe House, how could it be bad? This is a cheap trick. Dude wasn’t even the bad part of the movie. Even though I watched this film a few hours ago, I feel like I forgot a lot of the plot. Whoops. Well Denzel Washington! He is …
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