Is Kindergarten Cop good? I honestly don’t remember. My memories of it are fond, but that is based entirely on the 2-3 jokes I can actually remember. It came out 26 years ago and is probably objectively bad, but since it starred Arnold Schwarzenegger and was directed by Ivan Reitman we can look back on …
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May 13
The Man Who Knew Infinity
I met Infinity once. He was at a night club, surrounded by friends and seemed to be in a never ending conversation. The friends were all large and powerful people. Saying “met” is a bit of a stretch, because every time I tried to walk over to him, the distance never seemed to lessen. Eventually …
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May 09
The Boy (2016)
The Boy? Didn’t I already review this one? About the kid who lived with his dad at a motel stop in the mountains who then was all evil and stuff? Oh, right right right, that was an indie horror movie, so very few people saw it. So it doesn’t matter that two films came out …
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May 05
Enter The Battlefield
Magic is possibly the greatest card game ever made, but I am a bit biased. I played for over a decade, in and out, depending on school and setting. At one point I was in tournaments weekly, paying $15 just for sweet cards and sweet fun. And eventually I stopped playing and became a collector. …
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May 03
Pan
Live action remakes are of course all the rage nowadays, but Pan is not necessarily just another film in that trend. The Peter Pan story is older than Disney, so anyone can do anything they want with it. In fact, Disney plans on eventually doing their own live action Peter Pan movie within the next …
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Apr 18
Fifty Shades Of Black
It is now mid-April, and if that means anything, it means that shitty January movies are finally coming out on DVD. A lot of these January films were not screened for critics, for some reason. I mean, do they not care about press?! (That was sarcasm). The one January movie I actually wanted to watch …
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Apr 04
I Saw The Light
If you don’t know who Hank Williams is, then you are probably not an American. Or at least not a Southern American. Which is okay in either regards, we will take all readers here at Gorgon Reviews. He was a pretty big deal in the country music industry, and since Walk The Line got to …
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Mar 29
Chocolate City
The male stripper film sensation has really taken off. Three in just a few years! What an exciting new genre. I can only imagine that soon these will be marketed towards teenagers and driving big summer franchises based on “novels” and produced by Lionsgate! Why did I want to see Chocolate City? Well first of …
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Mar 25
Krisha
The hardest part about understanding Krisha, before watching it, is pronouncing the title correctly. Did you have an “n” in the title? I called it Krishna for days before watching it and realizing I was wrong. Krisha is also apparently a name. What a time to be alive! And uhhh. I uhhh. I have nothing …
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Mar 09
Daddy’s Home
I don’t know when this review would be published (but if you are reading it from a recent FB post or Tweet, then the answer is today!), but I assure you it has been sitting on my website for weeks just waiting. You see, Daddy’s Home came out on Christmas along with a lot of …
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