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Feb 12
“No, there is no way…” you might be thinking to yourself. “The website just hit 1500 reviews not that long ago. Why would he still do a big weird review every 50? It’s getting old now, he should just do it every 100. That makes sense.” Man, you are thinking a lot. But yes, I …
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Dec 04
Did you know that being a movie reviewer could be quite hard? It is. Sure, you think it is just putting on a movie and watching it. But to be the very best (like no one ever was) you have to watch them all. The good. The bad. The grotesque. I am happy to say …
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Sep 25
Good news everybody! Another 50 reviews down on my website, another Milestone Review ready to announce. Some people tell me, “Hey, Gorgon Reviews, why do you do a longer ridiculous review to celebrate every 50 reviews? No one gives a shit about 1450 or 1100.” Well, first, that is harsh. And 50 reviews, at 5 …
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Jul 21
I feel like it was just yesterday when I finally reached the elusive 1050th review for my website. I know, an awkward number to be nostalgic about, especially since it is the milestone after an actual big one of 1000. But you see, my Milestone Review for 1050 was the movie, Teen Beach Movie, a …
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May 13
1350 may be the least significant number in human history that is divisible by 50. Maybe. But it is my number and that’s why I like it. Because today is my 1350th movie review, meaning it is time for another Milestone Review! I have now switched to the format of “Well known bad/awkward movies” from …
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Mar 04
Hyping up these things is getting hard. But mostly because the next few are pretty meh, until I hit 1500. What? Yes, what I am saying is welcome to my 1300th review, bitches. Time for a Milestone Review. I think I have the next few figured out too. I am continuing with my theme of …
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Dec 22
1250. Welcome to my 1250th review! This Milestone Review is actually a bit cooler than the last few. Something about a “250” is sexy. A quarter of a thousand. That means I am slightly closer to 1500! Now I know what you are thinking. Freddy vs. Jason? That movie came out like, ten years ago? …
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Oct 13
Milestone Milestone Milestone Review! Welcome to my 1200th review for my website. Yes, thank you, thank you, thank you. I have had a hard time finding general themes to go with for some of these bad boys. My attempt to do a good milestone review for Trapped In The Closet was met with large yawns. …
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Aug 04
Hooray! Another fifty reviews later, I am ready to introduce my next Milstone Review: number 1150 for my website! Holy crap. If I thought 1050 was a shitty milestone, 1150 has to be way worse. But hey, fun reviews are fun. Today I decided to look at Speed Racer, which I didn’t see when it …
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