I cannot stand Terrence Malick films. No I haven’t seen a lot of them. I haven’t even seen The Thin Red Line. But I have seen The Tree of Life and To The Wonder. The former I couldn’t get behind at all, despite some lovely visuals, and the latter was just a complete train wreck …
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Mar 02
The Witch
According to some people, there is only allowed to be one good horror movie a year. Something that is clearly leagues above the rest in terms of story, production value, acting, and whatever. Last year it was It Follows, the year before that The Babadook. In 2013 we had The Conjuring, and if I can …
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Feb 08
The Diary of a Teenage Girl
Growing up, I never really felt like a girl. No, I didn’t skip from toddler to womanhood. I am just a dude. But still, I don’t know what it feels like to be a girl. I never found someones diary and betrayed their trust by reading about their deepest and darkest secrets. Except for Anne …
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Dec 24
Carol
As it happens every year, this year I find myself lacking in the Best Actress potential nominee department. Somehow these films with strong lady leads allude me, it is probably cause I am a man. But damn it, this year I got to see Carol before they announced Oscar nominations. Sure, it might presumptuous for …
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Dec 16
Tangerine
When I first heard about people talking about this hip new film named Tangerine, my first thought was “Oh yeah, that foreign one!” You remember the 2015 Academy Awards right? Well, one of the films I never saw and didn’t win was named Tangerines. I didn’t know what it was about, but clearly it must …
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Dec 04
The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)
Did you know that being a movie reviewer could be quite hard? It is. Sure, you think it is just putting on a movie and watching it. But to be the very best (like no one ever was) you have to watch them all. The good. The bad. The grotesque. I am happy to say …
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Dec 02
Youth
I mentioned just yesterday that I watched Mississippi Grind solely for the fact that it was nominated for an award. There are several other films nominated for Spirit Awards that I could have watched right away, and I picked Youth. No, it wasn’t nominated for a Spirit Award. But it might be nominated for an …
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Nov 24
We Are Your Friends
Gorgon Reviews – Watching Shitty (Terrible) Movies So You Don’t Have To. My long standing tagline and life philosophy. But for the most part, lately, my movies have just been everything in theaters. Some shitty, some not. This is not a strange indie film. We Are Your Friends a film that was released throughout the …
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Oct 09
Vacation
Oh hey, Vacation. A comedy series a lot of people look back with fond memories. Because it told the truth. Family vacations are terrible, but we all grin and bear it because that is just what you gotta do. It is a concept most people can related to, and with nostalgia being the strong bitch …
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Sep 28
The Overnight
When I grew up, I feel like I went and did sleepovers all the time. Probably just selective memory happening. And you know, barely remembering elementary school things anyways. I didn’t realize until later that it is probably used as a way to give the parents a break from their kids for a whole night. …
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