2016 has a sizable collection of animated movies coming out this year. I’d list them, but that makes for a boring read. A common theme I see is the classic “Animals doing human people things.” We technically had it with Kung Fu Panda 3, but it was at least set in the past. This year …
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Mar 20
Veronica Mars
Alright everyone. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale. This is the moment a lot of you may have been waiting for. Veronica Mars has finally been given a movie. For those who weren’t blessed with experiencing one of the better TV shows of the mid-2000’s, Veronica Mars ran for three seasons before getting canceled. It was one of those …
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Dec 04
Frozen (Disney)
Frozen, not to be confused with the survivor horror movie of the same name, is the first Walt Disney Animation Studios film since Wreck-It Ralph. You know, because Planes was made by a lesser Disney studio, not their main one. It is also based on “The Snow Queen” by Hans Christian Anderson, which explains why they gave …
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Oct 12
The Lifeguard
Oh Kristen Bell. You are a big star. Why are you in this movie, The Lifeguard, something I have never heard about and went straight to DVD? Is it Dax Shepard‘s fault? I bet it is Dax’s fault. He is a jerk. Don’t let him put you in bad movies. You are lucky you avoided …
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Jan 30
Movie 43
The thing I love most about Movie 43 is how easy it will be to review. I mean, part of the point is not knowing much about the movie ahead of time before you see it. So I don’t have describe all the skits, just the main plot that tries to hold it all together. …
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Sep 27
Hit and Run
I am pretty sure I heard about Hit and Run first from Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell. Do you know them? They have been a couple for a few years, since they met on When In Rome. Both very delightful people that make me laugh. Well they wanted to do a movie together, damn it, …
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Jan 13
Serious Moonlight
When I saw the cover of Serious Moonlight I thought it looked like a dumb Romantic Comedy. I mean, it really had nothing going for it. I clearly didn’t look too closely, or else I would have noticed something very amiss. Regardless, the reason I originally picked this movie to watch is because I liked …
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Nov 17
Burlesque
Look at this movie. Burlesque? How does it not scream out “hey everyone, we have scantly clad chicks that will make you all enjoy me!” Well I didn’t. “Enjoy me right this instant, damn it!” The movie begins with Christina Aguilera being a small town girl who just likes to sing. She hates her life, …
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Oct 12
You Again
Surprisingly, this chick flick / comedy thing is only rated PG. Just seems weird to see. You Again tells the story of Kristen Bell, having a shitty time in high school and moving away to become successful. Unfortunately, after she gets a sexy new promotion, loses the glasses and acne, and is less of a …
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