Yearly Archive: 2014

Dec 31

Still Alice

Still Alice is another one of those movies that got leaked from Sony ahead of time. But no one cared about Still Alice. They only cared about Fury and Annie. Personally, I hadn’t heard of the movie at all. It sounds creepy I guess. But then I heard about buzz for best actress and maybe …

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Dec 30

Mr. Turner

“Hey, it is that guy!” Those were my first thoughts seeing anything about Mr. Turner. An actor who normally plays a weasel-y villain character, never really a main dude. But clearly that dude is playing the main dude in this role! And that role is Mr. Turner. Uhh, apparently some sort of guy who is …

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Dec 29

The Skeleton Twins

The Skeleton Twins is a dreary sounding title, if any. The last thing a lot of people want to think about is decayed bodies, and knowing that the decayed body has a copy out there is creepy. But what do I know. For all I know, the movie is titled that because the leads are …

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Dec 26

St. Vincent

Day after Christmas, and you know what that means… Boxing Day! The day I don’t pretend to understand but could easily look up. I think it involves even better shopping deals and when people presumably box up their trees for the trash or the attic. Screw that though, let’s say it is about some secret …

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Dec 25

I Am Santa Claus

Ho Ho Ho, bitches! Let’s talk about Santa. Now, I am partially responsible for the well being and care of two children, currently 5 and 3. And the idea of Santa was tossed around, but me and my wife agreed to not do Santa with them. We don’t like it. I personally don’t care about …

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Dec 24

Exodus: Gods and Kings

I think we are finally done with them. The ones I talked about a lot earlier in the year. You know, The Jesus Movies. We had Noah. We had God’s Not Dead. We had Heaven Is For Real. We had the Son Of God. And now we finally have Exodus: Gods And Kings. Obviously, this …

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Dec 23

Annabelle

Horror sequels are a hard beast to tackle. Horror spin-offs are another entity altogether. In fact, I literally can’t think of a single one. After all, having a successful horror franchise is the goal of many horror films. They hope they are scary and unique enough to warrant coming back to. They might even take …

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Dec 22

Freddy Vs. Jason

1250. Welcome to my 1250th review! This Milestone Review is actually a bit cooler than the last few. Something about a “250” is sexy. A quarter of a thousand. That means I am slightly closer to 1500! Now I know what you are thinking. Freddy vs. Jason? That movie came out like, ten years ago? …

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Dec 19

The Devil’s Carnival

Welcome to the final day of Musical Week! Aww, sad, yes I know. Part of the reason I picked this week for a theme was because of the two musicals coming out, yes. The other reason is because I am on my honeymoon this week, and for the most part, musicals are set in worlds …

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Dec 18

Metallica Through the Never

Day four of Musical Week also falls on a Thursday. Hmmm. That is my documentary review day. Can I do it? Of course I can do it. When you think “musical” and “docuementary”, the only real cross over would be some sort of concert movie. But! There hasn’t been a sweet teen sensation concert movie …

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